weirdgender:

movie day at work. the kids were watching charlie and the chocolate factory. the characters started speaking and one kid instantly went “EW they’re british…” very loudly. peak comedy

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nearer-my-god:

goldenpoc:

momworries:

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

plot twist: the porn bots are the staff

the porn was coming from inside the house

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thebootydiaries:
““ have a seat we need to talk
” ”

thebootydiaries:

have a seat we need to talk

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iamtrashlordfearme:

hedgiemuffins:

hedgiemuffins:

is it really that much of a surprise santas reindeer are girls? they have the most lesbian names ive ever heard

“donner” “blitzen” “cupid” “comet” these are lesbians

Santa driving the sleigh: LETS GO LESBIANS

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kylos-manbun:

When it’s days past the nsfw ban and there’s still pornbots everywhere

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horrorbisexual:

horrorbisexual:

me staring into my dumbass dog’s giant sweet brown eyes as he tries to eat the hair tie off my wrist: if your head is so big then why are you still so stupid you big dumb boy? huh???

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look at him! there’s nothing at all in this giant head! it’s filled with air and love!!!

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fn-skywalker:

into the spider-verse has some of the most dynamic, fluid, colorful, beautiful, and expressive animation i’ve seen in years

dreamworks and disney and etc etc have all been fighting each other to see who can animate the most eyelashes and make fabric swish right in the wind

animation has just become a contest to see who can mimic real life (which kind of defeats the purpose lol)

FINALLY an animated film that celebrates its medium!! animation was meant to push the boundaries and express ideas and add visuals real life couldn’t! thank you!!

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